AIPolicyTechLet’s talk about Jensen Huang’s many affairs!What a week today has been!What a week today has been!by Elizabeth LopattoNov 13, 2026, 12:00 PM UTCShareGiftImage: Cath Virginia / The Verge, Getty ImagesPart OfNvidia CEO Jensen Huang has resigned. What happens next?see all updates Elizabeth Lopatto is a reporter who writes about tech, money, and human behavior. She joined The Verge in 2014 as science editor. Previously, she was a reporter at Bloomberg.Usually, we’d be offering to answer your questions about a news event, but honestly we don’t really have any answers about what the hell is going on over at Nvidia.
I can’t speak for Nilay but at the rate Jensen Huang’s new mistresses are dropping, I am concerned we are approaching an affair Singularity. If things don’t decelerate soon, we may be looking at existential risk. Maybe the future of AI really does depend on Jensen’s sex life, but not in the way I was thinking!As much fun (?) as we are having with all the assorted ladies, it’s important to stay focused on what’s really important: Chips and China. President Donald Trump was reportedly warned about Alice “No Relation” Huang’s possible connections to China’s spy apparatus last year, and again before his China trip in May.
Nvidia reportedly intervened into a Commerce Department investigation into Alice’s company.Did Alice girlboss too close to the sun? Have I been wrong all this time about AI being an important productivity tool, freeing everyone up to have multiple affairs at once? What do CEOs do at their jobs anyway? Is Jensen’s leather jacket really an alien symbiote?
Can’t I just go for a hike in peace? Let’s discuss. Nilay and I will be joining you at 1PM ET.Follow topics and authors from this story to see more like this in your personalized homepage feed and to receive email updates.Elizabeth LopattoAINvidiaPolicyPoliticsTech‘Jensen did so many good things and he needs a second chance.’Jess WeatherbedTwo hours agoJensen Huang: ‘I’m a piece of shit.’Jess WeatherbedTwo hours agoDonald Trump really wants Tim Cook to run NvidiaJay Peters12:46 AM UTCMost PopularMicrosoft Outlook is still downThe Jensen Huang scandal is hardly overApple’s HomeView is my new favorite smart display — but not my daughter’sHands on with Home Assistant’s new ‘smart home multi-tool’Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns amid spy, affair scandalsAdvertiser Content FromThis is the title for the native ad
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